With Spring Break and St. Patrick’s Day right around the corner, this is the perfect excuse or rather, opportunity, to start training for the main event, Cinco de Mayo. Some may argue that St. Patrick’s Day is the superior holiday, but they are wrong. St. Patrick’s Day does have a few things going for it, mainly that it falls on Tuesday, so it is pretty much guaranteed to add a little spice to your weeknight. Other than that, it just doesn't stack up when compared to the holy grail of drinking holidays and here’s why.
It's the Food!
Reubens, Shepherd’s Pie, Corned Beef and Cabbage will all be making an appearance, but really, who eats that? Party amateurs will, while downing their smelly sauerkraut and cabbage, telling you "OMG, this is so amazing.' Don’t you want to ask them if it's “so amazing” then, why do they only feast on it once a year? Chips & salsa, queso, nachos, quesadillas, jalapeno poppers, the list goes on and on. It’s really so tasty that you crave it at least once a week. We may be a little bias, but we’ll take queso over cabbage any day.
And the Drinks!
We love green beer just as much as the next person. Don’t get us wrong, there is something about those drops of food coloring that leave us feeling festive. However, no one tells you that you are going to look like you dined on a smurf by the end of the night. Then there are Irish Car Bombs. Yeah, they seemed like a good idea about 5 St. Patty’s ago… not so much now. After all, anything that curdles in a glass can’t be that refreshing. That’s why we’ll be sticking to the traditional favorites- beer and tequila, maybe with a little lime. No green tinted evidence, no super heavy dark beers and most importantly, no curdling.
And the Festive Head Gear!
If you're like us, then you are always interested in themed outfits to coordinate your drinking excursions. The 4th of July = American flag attire, Christmas = tacky sweaters, Cinco de Mayo = sombreros. In comparison, a green shirt just seems a little pedestrian. Besides, green is just not a flattering color on everyone. Then there is pinching. Any day that promotes pinching by strangers is a little creepy and sometimes painful.
Whether you’re Mexican, Irish or just looking to have a good time, we are all about using St. Patty’s Day to as a warm up for the main event... for your party hats... Cinco de Mayo!