Spring is in the air, and that means a few upcoming holidays are on our radar. Spring break is just around the corner, but our next big holiday on the calendar is St. Patrick’s Day. Green beer, parades, and sauerkraut. Kiss me, I’m Irish tees abound, and everyone is happy for an excuse to party on a weekday. But we’re here to tell you why Cinco de Mayo is a far superior holiday to this faux-religious celebration of a saint who– let’s face it– likely has little to nothing to do with you.
Wearing green or not, no one is going to pinch you during Cinco de Mayo! St. Patrick’s Day traditions involve a weird, seemingly pointless right to pinch those who choose not to wear green on the Irish holiday. I mean, talk about nonsense. Cinco is all about Amigos, celebration, margs, and friends. No violence allowed, dudes.
Let’s talk about green beer for a second. It’s actually kinda gross. Maybe it feels festive and fun, but at the end of the day, who wants to consume extra food dye just for the sake of a party? So for Cinco de Mayo, we keep it natural with delicious tequila! Salt, tequila, and lime the night away, or opt for traditional margaritas to celebrate the better holiday of the two. No one can argue that a little Patrón isn’t far classier than beer plus fast dye GREEN #3.
To put it simply, Mexican food is better than that traditional Irish fare. It just is. Ruebens and kraut take a backseat to enchiladas and fajitas any day of the week, period. You know there’s basically nothing better than cheese dip from Amigo Mexican Restaurant, and no better way to celebrate a holiday than dunkin’ dem chips like there’s no tomorrow.
Ok, seriously. Which is more fun? Giant, colorful sombreros with sequins and flair or just wearing green? No contest! Any holiday is only enhanced by the opportunity to wear something festive. Themed outfits are a great addition to any drinking excursion. The 4th brings American flag garb galore. Christmas comes wrapped in ugly sweaters. Cinco de Mayo begs sombreros. And St. Patty’s day? A pop of green? BORING. Plus, green is just not everyone’s color.
We’ll admit that with drinking holidays the reason isn’t necessarily paramount. That said, Cinco has a pretty dang cool reason behind it as holidays go. St. Patty’s is all about celebrating Saint Patrick who did who knows what and was important for who knows why. But did you know that Cinco de Mayo is a real underdog story? Contrary to popular belief, Cinco de Mayo is not a holiday to celebrate Mexico’s independence. Cinco de Mayo is celebrated in remembrance of the Battle of Puebla, in which a way-outnumbered army defeated the French during the French-Mexican War. It was some real good vs evil stuff. A Neville Longbottom stands up to Voldemort type situation. A David and Goliath moment. This particular battle demonstrated Mexico’s ability to defend its sovereignty against those who would seek to compromise it. And let’s get real. Who wouldn’t wanna drink to that?
So, in conclusion, Cinco de Mayo is superior to St. Patty’s Day in many ways. Come drink with us at Amigo, and celebrate all the holidays, real or made up. But the way we see it, March 17th is basically just a pre-game opportunity for the main event– Cinco de Mayo!
With Spring Break and St. Patrick’s Day right around the corner, this is the perfect excuse or rather, opportunity, to start training for the main event, Cinco de Mayo. Some may argue that St. Patrick’s Day is the superior holiday, but they are wrong. St. Patrick’s Day does have a few things going for it, mainly that it falls on Tuesday, so it is pretty much guaranteed to add a little spice to your weeknight. Other than that, it just doesn't stack up when compared to the holy grail of drinking holidays and here’s why.
It's the Food!
Reubens, Shepherd’s Pie, Corned Beef and Cabbage will all be making an appearance, but really, who eats that? Party amateurs will, while downing their smelly sauerkraut and cabbage, telling you "OMG, this is so amazing.' Don’t you want to ask them if it's “so amazing” then, why do they only feast on it once a year? Chips & salsa, queso, nachos, quesadillas, jalapeno poppers, the list goes on and on. It’s really so tasty that you crave it at least once a week. We may be a little bias, but we’ll take queso over cabbage any day.
And the Drinks!
We love green beer just as much as the next person. Don’t get us wrong, there is something about those drops of food coloring that leave us feeling festive. However, no one tells you that you are going to look like you dined on a smurf by the end of the night. Then there are Irish Car Bombs. Yeah, they seemed like a good idea about 5 St. Patty’s ago… not so much now. After all, anything that curdles in a glass can’t be that refreshing. That’s why we’ll be sticking to the traditional favorites- beer and tequila, maybe with a little lime. No green tinted evidence, no super heavy dark beers and most importantly, no curdling.
And the Festive Head Gear!
If you're like us, then you are always interested in themed outfits to coordinate your drinking excursions. The 4th of July = American flag attire, Christmas = tacky sweaters, Cinco de Mayo = sombreros. In comparison, a green shirt just seems a little pedestrian. Besides, green is just not a flattering color on everyone. Then there is pinching. Any day that promotes pinching by strangers is a little creepy and sometimes painful.
Whether you’re Mexican, Irish or just looking to have a good time, we are all about using St. Patty’s Day to as a warm up for the main event... for your party hats... Cinco de Mayo!