Strange Addiction? 10 Signs You’re Addicted to Guacamole

(& Where to Get Your Next Fix)

Let’s face it: some strange addictions are just too delicious to resist, and guacamole tops the list. If you find yourself dreaming about creamy, chunky avocados day and night, you might have an addiction to guacamole. But don’t worry, you’re in good company—and we’re here to help. Here are the telltale signs that you’re hopelessly hooked on guac, plus why it’s totally okay and where you can get your next fix (hint: it’s at Amigo).

1. You Add Guacamole to Everything

From your morning toast to your evening tacos, if every meal isn’t complete without a dollop of guac, you’re addicted. But hey, avocados are packed with healthy fats, so you’re basically a health guru.

2. You Can Spot a Ripe Avocado from Across the Store

Your guacamole addiction has honed your avocado-picking skills to near-superhuman levels. You know exactly when they’re at their peak. Go ahead, show off those skills at Amigo, and let us turn those perfect avocados into perfect guacamole.

3. You’re on a First-Name Basis with the Produce Worker

When the produce worker starts saving the best avocados for you, it’s a sign. But remember, at Amigo, we always have the freshest avocados ready to be smashed into guacamole perfection just for you.

4. You Judge Restaurants Based on Their Guacamole

It’s the ultimate test—if their guac isn’t up to par, you’re outta there. That’s why you should come to Amigo, where our guacamole is made fresh and chunky when you order, with just the right amount of cilantro, tomatoes, onions, and a hint of jalapeño.

5. Your Friends and Family Know What to Get You for Birthdays

Avocado slicers, guacamole bowls, and endless gift cards to Amigo—if your loved ones know you this well, you’re definitely a guac addict. Embrace it and enjoy the best guac in town with us.

6. You’ve Considered Growing an Avocado Tree

Because why not have an endless supply of the main ingredient in your favorite food? But until your green thumb kicks in, head over to Amigo for a guaranteed guacamole fix.

7. You Have Guacamole-Themed Apparel

If your wardrobe includes t-shirts that say “Guac Star” and socks covered in little avocados, you’re one of us. Wear them proudly to Amigo and dive into a bowl of our legendary guacamole.

8. You Plan Your Meals Around Guacamole

Everything tastes better with a side of guac. Whether it’s a breakfast burrito or a steak dinner, guacamole is a non-negotiable. Luckily, at Amigo, you can get your guac with everything—from burritos to tacos and beyond.

9. You’ve Perfected Your Own Guacamole Recipe

But let’s be honest, nothing beats Amigo’s guacamole, made fresh to order. Trust us, even the most seasoned home guacamole chef will fall in love with our recipe.

10. You Dream About Guacamole

If your dreams are filled with visions of creamy, green goodness, you’ve got it bad. But don’t worry; you’re not alone in this strange addiction, and we’re here to make those dreams a reality.

Why Your Strange Addiction to Guacamole is A-OK

Healthy Fats: Avocados are loaded with healthy fats that are good for your heart and keep you feeling full longer. So, digging into some guacamole is actually a smart choice.
Nutrient Powerhouse: Packed with vitamins, fiber, and antioxidants, guacamole is a nutritious option compared to your average convenience store snack.
Mood Booster: Eating guacamole can lift your spirits. Who can be sad with a bowl of guac in front of them?

Why Amigo is Your Go-To Guacamole Haven

Judgment-Free Zone: At Amigo, we understand your guac addiction and celebrate it. No judgment, just delicious guacamole.
Pair it with Everything: Enjoy your guac with a variety of our other mouth-watering dishes like chimichangas, enchiladas, and burritos. Because at Amigo, guacamole is just the beginning.
Abeula’s Guacamole: Our guac isn’t just any guac. Made fresh and chunky to order, Abeula’s Guacamole features whole avocados, fresh cilantro, tomatoes, onions, and a hint of jalapeño for that extra kick.
So, fellow guacamole lovers, embrace your strange addiction and head over to Amigo! With locations in East Ridge, Chattanooga, Johnson City, and Elizabethton, your next guac fix is never far away. Come on in and “guac out” with us—you won’t regret it!