21 Reasons You Deserve Happy Hour
Not that you ever need a reason to enjoy a tall, frosty beverage, but here are 21 reasons you deserve Happy Hour tonight:
- Money may not buy happiness, but it can buy you a drink… or 3.
- No good story ever started with someone eating a salad.
- It’s always 5 o’clock somewhere.
- You’ve almost made it through the week without inflecting bodily harm on a co-worker.
- You haven’t managed to pull your hair out yet… or anyone else’s.
- How else will your friends know you love them at 1am?
- Those great dance moves don’t come naturally.
- Our beer is colder than your ex’s heart.
- That cup of coffee just isn’t getting the job done.
- Everyone knows beer is the best problem solver.
- You didn’t burn those calories in the gym in vain.
- We know you are always in need of a new hobby and drinking is certainly a hobby.
- What else are you supposed to do between 3-9pm?
- A hump day with a drink always ends well.
- It’s cold outside and you need to stay warm.
- You got out of bed this morning and we all know what a struggle that is.
- Those dainty margarita glasses make you feel, oh so classy.
- Friends don’t let friends drink alone.
- The holidays are right around the corner and that means copious amounts of family bonding.
- How can you possibly say no to 2 for 1 margaritas?
- You are breathing, so you definitely deserve a drink.