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21 Reasons You Deserve Happy Hour

Not that you ever need a reason to enjoy a tall, frosty beverage, but here are 21 reasons you deserve Happy Hour tonight:

  1. Money may not buy happiness, but it can buy you a drink… or 3.
  2. No good story ever started with someone eating a salad.
  3. It’s always 5 o’clock somewhere.
  4. You’ve almost made it through the week without inflecting bodily harm on a co-worker.
  5. You haven’t managed to pull your hair out yet… or anyone else’s.
  6. How else will your friends know you love them at 1am?
  7. Those great dance moves don’t come naturally.
  8. Our beer is colder than your ex’s heart.
  9. That cup of coffee just isn’t getting the job done.
  10. Everyone knows beer is the best problem solver.
  11. You didn’t burn those calories in the gym in vain.
  12. We know you are always in need of a new hobby and drinking is certainly a hobby.
  13. What else are you supposed to do between 3-9pm?
  14. A hump day with a drink always ends well.
  15. It’s cold outside and you need to stay warm.
  16. You got out of bed this morning and we all know what a struggle that is.
  17. Those dainty margarita glasses make you feel, oh so classy.
  18. Friends don’t let friends drink alone.
  19. The holidays are right around the corner and that means copious amounts of family bonding.
  20. How can you possibly say no to 2 for 1 margaritas?
  21. You are breathing, so you definitely deserve a drink.